February 2021 Family Funnies

Ellie (almost 3) was cleaning out a low cupboard that is very deep. She started pulling out a lot of pantry items & so we all jumped in to help.

Emma (8) keeps saying, “That’s poison, we can’t have that!”

(Since we are now gluten & dairy free, we tried to clean out our pantry, but apparently missed a few items.) Not sure where she heard the word “poison”, but it’s kind of cute. 😀

“Please Pick up the Pace, Pokey Personification of Parental People!” (Says Lexa to me as I apparently walking too slowly to the car.) 😅 (We LOVE our P words!!)

Ellie brings me a rag & says, “I have to ‘swat mop!’ Can you help me?” (She loves to “spot mop” spots on the floor.) ❤

Ellie says, “We were playing ‘leap hop!'” (Leap frog 🐸) 🤣

We were at the Dr & she prescribed a nasal steroid spray for Lexa.

Lexa says, “Since it’s a steroid, does that mean my nose will be like a body builder? Growing rock hard muscles & lots of hair?” 🤣

Ellenor stepped on the scale in the bathroom & says, “I have to take my temperature!” 🤣

Baby, crying after being disciplined, says, “There is crying in my nose!!” 🥰

Ellie had a little cold & sneezed, then wiped her nose on her sleeve. She says, “Mama! I blessed on my jammies!”