April/May 2024 Family Funnies

Driving home from the grocery store:

Ellie: “Mom! I saw a ‘windy man in the back of a truck!'” (The blow up thing that sits over a blower, and waves around)

Ellie took a drink & started coughing. I asked her if she was OK & she says,

“Yes! It went down the wrong throat!” 😅

Ellie: “I agree. Or rather, I concur!”

(I heard that in a CD!!) ❤️😍

Mike & Lexa’s cat got out of their rooms & we put him back in. He got out a 2nd time & I asked Ellie to see if the other door was cracked. She says, “Yes! That’s how he got out.” Then she proceeded to sing, 🎶 “Who let the cat out? 🎶 The door let the cat out!” 🐈 🎶

Ellie comes in to our room & Dad’s joking. She says, “Dad has all the jokes! You can’t make bad jokes until you’re a Dad!” 🤣