Family Funnies

Monkey in the middle is now officially called “Middle in the Monk” at our house, thanks to Ellenor. 😀 On our way home from our weekly IV therapy (Week 12 of 20), Xanna & I were talking about what kind of a dog someone had. …

**Sorry for the unexplained blog absence! We needed to take a few weeks off. Thanks for understanding! 😀 Hope you enjoy some laughs today! 🙂** Ellie: “Can you find me some pants, please?” Me: “Oh, I just found these pink sweatpants for you!” Ellie: “I …

I was trying to get Ellie out of the tub & said, “OK, Ellie, climb on out!” She says: “No! First you have to give me the REAL water!” 🤣 (clean water to rinse off) “Oh no, Ellie! Where did those bug bites come from?” …

Me to Ellie: “Cutie pie!” Ellie: “No, don’t call me that!” Me: “Cutie patootie!! Is that better?” Ellie, giggling…: “EWWWWW! YOU JUST SAID TOOT!” 🤣 “Please don’t ever call me that!” Me: “That’s fair…” We are watching a Christian comedian movie & laughing for about …

Ellie tells Lizzy, “You need to tell your ear if you’re tired!” (She comes up with the funniest things! And she’s 100% serious!) 🤣 Ellenor & I were coloring & she wanted to turn the page. I said, “Please let me finish these ladybugs that …

Ellie: “Do you remember that day when you took my nails off so we could paint them?” (I had cut her nails) 😅🤣 Ellie, out of the blue….”Mom, you’re not a cashew!” Me: “Um, I don’t really know what you mean, but I’m glad I’m …

Ellie & I were talking & I told her, “I’m so glad you’re good friends with all your siblings!” She says, “I’m not a ‘spleen!’” 🤣 Keira was trying to get everything ready for Tostadas & says, “I can’t think! I’m having a mind blankage!” …

Ellie: (singing) “Davy, Davy Crockett…” Lexa: “Do you know what he’s the King of?” Ellie: “Battleship!” (The game!) 😅🤣 Ellie is singing, “Bringing in the SHEEPS, Bringing in the SHEEPS…”🥰 (“Bringing in the Sheaves”) Ellie asked if she could have one of my chocolate covered …

We just watched God’s Not Dead 2 & Ellie’s walking around the house saying, “God’s Not Dead, He’s just alive!” 🥰🤣 Ellie says, “tableclothe-es” hard to write, but say tablecloth & then enunciate “es” 🤣 So cute! (Were having a tea party!) 😀 🥰 I …