February 2022 Family Funnies
I was up in Rockford running errands & at appointments all day with Lizzy & Lucas. I bought Lucas 3 hotdogs at Costco. (Minus the bun to make it GF). Lucas ate 2 & wanted to save the 3rd. As we’re walking out, he says, …
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I was up in Rockford running errands & at appointments all day with Lizzy & Lucas. I bought Lucas 3 hotdogs at Costco. (Minus the bun to make it GF). Lucas ate 2 & wanted to save the 3rd. As we’re walking out, he says, …
Ellie, in the tub with the jets on, “Look at these ‘hydrating’ things!” You mean the jets? “Yes!” 🤣 We got a plant based cookbook from the library. Lizzy was looking at it & said after a few minutes, “Oh. These are vegan. They’re meat …
Ellie & I were talking early one morning while eating breakfast. She says, “I need to brush my teeth tonight! You need to, too! You’ve been using your teeth for 20 days!!” (Said very dramatically) 🤣 Ellie after nap time one day: “I’m awake!” Me: …
I was leaning over in my chair to reach something & Ellenor about pushes me off the chair. I say, “Ellie, please don’t crowd me!” “I’m not crowding you, I’m cute-e-ing you!” 🙄🤷♀️ The kids were watching a short movie about Hellen Keller one day …
Ellie was making me food at her pretend kitchen & asked me if I wanted an onion (to go with my donut & French fries) 😀 I told her it was actually garlic & yes, please! So then she says, “OK, I’ll get you some …
X: Can we bring the dog in for Bible time? Papa: The dog is running around through a cloud, trying to bite it. (It was super foggy that morning) I was reading aloud a funny story about women in public restrooms & one of the …
I was trying to get Ellie to bed & she was having a fussy evening. Finally in desperation I offered to leave the door cracked for her. I left it a 1/4 of the way cracked. She says, “No! A bigger open!” Ellenor was wrapped …
We were all in the car & the car needed to be jumped (this has been happening repeatedly). I said, “Well, I guess we need to make an appt to take the car in & have it looked at.” Emma says, “I didn’t know that …
“Look, there’s the refinery!” “No, that’s the dump!” 😊🤣 (Kids playing in the backseat on the way home from archery. I love hearing them playing nicely together & using their imagination. It just so happens that we were driving by a house with a lot …
Ellenor uses all sorts of typical 3 year old bedtime stall tactics. She is particular about which blanket she wants on her, or if she will tuck herself in, or if she’ll let me… it’s always different. Tonight I’m “playing along” & finally get her …