May 2021 Family Funnies

“Look, there’s the refinery!”

“No, that’s the dump!” 😊🤣

(Kids playing in the backseat on the way home from archery. I love hearing them playing nicely together & using their imagination. It just so happens that we were driving by a house with a lot of junk in the yard.)

I was putting Ellie to bed one night & she saw two 4’s on the clock. She says, “Look, there’s 2 chairs!” (If you look at a 4 upside down it looks like a chair) 😊

I was eating a salad one day & Ellie came over to cuddle. She knows I usually put dried cranberries on my salad, so her eyes lie up & she says, “Do you have cranberries on there?”

I said, “No, I forgot them!”

“Oh, I can get them for you! I know where they are!”

Me: “And then you can have some, too, right?” 😉

Ellie: “I love cranberries! You know better!” 😅

Grant gave Ellie one of his t-shirts. He said, ” You can take it to bed with you if you want! It smells like Papa!”

Ellie: “No, that’s not an idea!! Silly!” 😅🤣

I was getting Ellenor ready for bed & I asked her if she wanted to watch baking with me for 5 minutes. She excitedly said yes. Then she asks, “Can I have an earbud like I did last night? The noisy one?”

Lucas was looking at his big remote car that he hadn’t driven in a while. There was some corrosion in the battery compartment & I helped him clean it out. It still wasn’t working, so he came back & said that Papa said we’d look at it this weekend when we had more time. “Because there was some corona inside it, so maybe that’s why it’s not working well!” 🤣

We were talking at the dinner table one night about an actor in a movie getting married. Her name was Eleanor, which I said out loud. Ellie looks at me & says, “Huh?” (She thought I was talking to her). I explained we were talking about someone else. Lexa looks at Ellie & says, “Are you getting married?”

Ellie says, “No!” But then she thinks a minute & says, “But sometimes I get buried in the laundry!” 🤣

Ellie was taking a bath & said, “I’m taking out the ice cream!” (Grant had bought the kids DF ice cream & she got some in her hair…)

Then she says, “Let’s get to be clean, so we can go out there with clothes! (I love how 3 year olds talk!) 😊

It’s fly season & Logan (14) looks up above the sink in the kitchen & saw a fly dangling by a spider’s “string”. He says, “Looks like we got some fly tape up already, huh?” 🤨🤣