January Family Funnies
“What is a smart pig called?”
“Swine-Stein?”
“A Cunning Ham!”
“What do you call a pig that bakes?” “Ba-Kin!”
Ellie offered me some of her bowl of goldfish & pretzels. I said “No thank you, I can’t have any.”
Emma pipes in with “They have salt on them. Can you have salt?”
Me: “Yes, I can have salt. Are you saying I should just eat the salt off them?”
Emma: “Sure! I like to eat salt!”
I was eating some of my chocolate avocado pudding – I had put it in the freezer for a few hours so it was kind of like a fudge pop.
Lizzy looks at it & says “It’s Chocolate guacamole!” 😂😊
(I had been eating guacamole earlier in the day)
“Why are you just wearing a white t-shirt & nothing else?”
Child 1…”Because he’s a boy….”
Child 2…”At least he’s wearing pants!” 😂 🤷♀️
“Marinara sauce is the same as pizza sauce…. I mean, it basically is, right?” 😊