February/March 2022 Family Funnies

“Mom, can you help me spell, um…anniversity? Universary? What is it?”

Me: “Do you mean Anniversary?”

“Yes!” 🌝🌞🙂

She then showed me the card…I LOVE it! Notice the “Maryer!” in the middle (the Pastor who married them!)

Ellie: “Just a minute, have to throw this pen away…it got itself baptized!” 🤔 🤷‍♀️

We were watching “3-2-1 Penguins” & Lucas noticed they only have 4 fingers on each hand.

He said, “If Jason had 4 fingers on one hand & 5 fingers on the other hand, then we could sing 🎶, ‘Jason, of the 9 fingers, & the telescope of doom!'” 😅

(This one will probably only make sense if you’ve seen this 1st episode of 3-2-1 Penguins – “Trouble on Planet Wait-your-turn” & are familiar with the Lord of the Rings) 🙂

Me to Ellie: “What’s up, buttercup?”

Ellie: “I’m not buttercup! Call me Miss.”

Me: “Miss what?”

Ellie: “I’m Miss Peanut Butter Breath!” 🤪😅🤣

“The Happy Birthday Girl is back!” All day on her birthday, Ellenor kept on calling herself “The Happy Birthday Girl” (instead of “the Birthday Girl”) 😊 🎂

“I love you & I like you & I like to hug you!” Said by Ellie as she hopped into my lap & gave me a hug in the middle of dinner (I had been gone all day at work). So sweet! ❤ (not a funny, but worth remembering!) 🥰

I woke Ellie up one morning & asked her what she would like for breakfast.

“N’onions!” (She says onions in the cutest way)

“Um, Ellie, we don’t normally eat onions for breakfast. (Wracking my brain for what specifically she is wanting, we haven’t had anything with onions being predominant lately)…. Are you sure? Can I get you anything else, maybe granola or cereal?”

“Oh, sure, I’ll take some cereal!”

(She was still in bed & it had been a late night, so I’m not sure if she was fully awake)

Ellie: “Mama, can we cuddle?”

Me: “Yes!! I need all the cuddles you can give me!” 💜🤗😭😭😭😭😭

Ellie: “OK, baby dawdles….”?? Giggle giggle giggle. 😜

A minute later, Ellie: “Will you write this down on your phone?”

Ellie: “What was for lunch again?”

Me” “Oh, the pasta Lizzy made?! Did you like it?”

Ellie: “YES! except for the tiny things.”

“Oh, you mean the mushrooms?”

“No! They looked like little tiny food babies!”

(We were talking later & figure it was probably a piece of minced garlic that she ate & didn’t care for, or pepper).