May/June 2022 Family Funnies

Ellie: “Do you remember that day when you took my nails off so we could paint them?” (I had cut her nails) 😅🤣

Ellie, out of the blue….”Mom, you’re not a cashew!”

Me: “Um, I don’t really know what you mean, but I’m glad I’m not a nut!” 😅 “What do you mean?”

Ellie: “You’re a cucumber!”

Me: 🙄

We made a quick 24+ hour trip to Madison for an appointment & stayed at a hotel (which doesn’t happen very often). The kids were excited about the pool (even though we have one, we haven’t been in it since last Sept.)

When we got to the hotel, Ellie gets out of the van & says, “Is this the ‘pool station’?”

At breakfast at the hotel the next morning, Ellie had a pretty full skirted dress on. She was sitting close to Lucas & leans over & says, “My dress is trying to cuddle with you!” (Since it was touching him)😅

Ellie: “How did you sleep last night, Mom?”

“Um….

“Did you sleep awful?” (With a huge smile on her face.)

“Um…do you know that awful isn’t great? Do you mean wonderful?”

“Is it ‘Nippersty?’

🙄

“What does ‘Nippersty’ mean?”

“You know, like this boo boo I have in my toe! A ‘Nippersty!'” (Said very confidently)

“I do not think that word means what you think it means….”🤣

Keira: “I call dibs on this chair! Lizzy, you’re my witness!”

Lizzy, to me: “Yeah, we used to do ‘dibs’ very regularly, and it’s very important! You have to respect the dibs!”

Ellie and Lizzy were weeding the flower beds and Ellie says, “the flowers are growing so they can sleep!” 🤣

Ellie says she knows something “from a long long time ago” (when she was 3). 😁