March/April 2022 Family Funnies

We just watched God’s Not Dead 2 & Ellie’s walking around the house saying, “God’s Not Dead, He’s just alive!” 🥰🤣

Ellie says, “tableclothe-es” hard to write, but say tablecloth & then enunciate “es” 🤣 So cute! (Were having a tea party!) 😀 🥰

I was putting drops in Lexa’s ear & she shouts, “My eyeball!!

Me: Oh, no! I’m sorry, did it drip in your eye?

Lexa: No! I can just feel it in the back of my eyeballs! 🤣

“Mom, look, this has a date on it! 1998! A year before you were karried! It’s ANCIENT!

And it’s falling apart! You’re not falling apart, are you? Even though you’re older than it!?” 🤣

Emma & Lucas were making zucchini bread (one making chocolate, one a regular). I helped Lucas get a little bit of zucchini that was left in the bag. “Look at how much I got out of the bag you said was empty! 😀”

Luc: “And you created so much more work for me! My arm is going to fall off!” 🤣

We were watching “The Chariots of Fire” (such a GOOD movie! Haven’t watched it in way too long!)

An unnamed child comes over: “It’s hard to know who’s the main character, him (Abrahams) or the ‘flappy-armed guy!’ (Referring to Liddell)” 🤣❤ Love this movie so much!! (Not because of that, I just had forgotten how much I loved it!)

Gummy bear to Ellie: “Eat me eat me”

Ellie acquiesces.

Gummy bear: “Thank you!”

Sorry it’s stinky in here right now!

Ellie: “YES. We should get a ‘re-fuser’ in here to get rid of that smell!” (A diffuser) 🤣

Ellie: “If you’re sick, you throw up in that ‘Crash Tran’! Because we don’t want it getting on the floor!