August/September 2022 Family Funnies
I was trying to get Ellie out of the tub & said, “OK, Ellie, climb on out!”
She says: “No! First you have to give me the REAL water!” 🤣 (clean water to rinse off)
“Oh no, Ellie! Where did those bug bites come from?”
“They just kept digging to find new spots!!”
Ellie: *sniff, sniff* “It smells like burgers! The ones that are in our noses!” 🥴🤷♀️🤣
Ellie: “Do you know why I’m so short?”
“Me: “Because your only 4!”
Ellie: “No! Because I’m younger!”
Ellie: “Do you know why my hands are bigger than when I was 3?”
E: “Because I’m getting bigger & bigger every year!!” ❤️
Ellie spilled ketchup on her shirt. So she went to change & got a clean shirt on. She didn’t want to spill anymore, so she decided to lick the ketchup instead…but then she got her hair in it. So she says to me, “Can you please just hold my hair so I can lick all the ketchup?!?” (She’s definitely her brother Lucas’s sister! These kids & their ketchup addiction! 😂)
We were at dinner & I received a spam call. So we started talking about spam calls.
Lexa says, “I keep getting calls for a “Gloria Lopez'”
Logan says, “What’s ‘A Gloria Lopez’?” 🤣
