December 2022 Family Funnies

Ellie got a new toothbrush that has a suction on the bottom & she was having great fun hiding her toothbrush in multiple different places for me to find every day.

Was great fun until I found it under the sink behind toilet bowl cleaner 🤮…

(She was already in the tub, otherwise that would have been my next step)

I told her that was poisonous & I would have to get rid of the tooth brush to get rid of the toxins.

She asks, “like poison ivy?”

We were making pies in preparation for 3 days of Thanksgiving celebrations & trying to split all the pie dough evenly.

Unnamed child: “Just finish making them rotund! You know…rou-tund….Um…like Lexa’s head!”

Me: “Um, don’t you mean everyone’s head?”

Unnamed Child: “Yes, you know….rou-tund!” (Like a mix between round & rotund) 🤣

Ellie: “I want a BIG hug!”

Me: “I LOVE big hugs! Thanks for coming to hug me!”

Ellie says the weirdest things, always trying to top me with how much she loves me…she finally came up with one I couldn’t argue with…

Ellie: “I love you more than your hair loves me!” 😂🤣

An oldie but a goodie, from 2011: One night at dinner, Logan (4 1/2) didn’t like what I had made & didn’t want to eat his 4 required bites, so he says “my tummy is sleeping, so we don’t need to feed it.” :)😀 I ❤️ kids! They come up with the funniest things!!

“Ellie, what are you going to do?”

Ellie: “Something UN-incredible!!”

We were getting ready to leave the Creation Museum after a long day of driving & being there. I told Ellie we were going to go get dinner & then head to the hotel.

Ellie: “So I can rest my head! Because I am quite tired!!” ❤️

E: “Does she have ‘van sickness’?”

Me: “Yes.”

E: “That’s unfortunate!” 💜