October 2020 Family Funnies

“My sister called me ‘bino!’ Your ‘bino’ in your bed!” (Keira called Ellie a bambino & she was tryingto tellingus aboutit while in our bed! Lol)

Getting dressed after a shower….

“Are you wearing ‘bottom-case’?”

🤔 “Do you mean underwear?”

“Yes, bottom-case!” 😂

“I wearing ‘diaper-case’!”

2 year olds are so fun!

“My tent is alive….like you!” (Ellie said this as she was playing with her blanket over her head like a tent. It struck me as hilarious, but I honestly have no idea what she was trying to say!!

Me: “There’s some pop on the counter…”

Child: “I know, I’m going to lick it! That’s what you do with ‘counter-ized pop!'” 😂

Child 1: “I don’t like any type of fish… except ravioli…” (I need a head-scratching emoji!)

Child 2: Do you mean Crab Rangoon?

Child 1: Yes, crab is a fish! 😂

“Mom, is this frostbite?”

“Um, it’s barely October…I don’t think so! Where did guy get that? Oh, it’s from an ice pack…” No, no frostbite.

“Mama, you made my water sad!”

“Why?”

“Because you covered it up!”

(Ellenor when I was tucking her into bed one night…) 😂

Ellie is hugging my legs one day & says, “I love your toes!”

I said, “You do? Why?”

She says, “I don’t know? I love my toes too! 😂

Me: “Oh, it’s getting late! Almost time for bed!”

Ellie: “Is it 30 o’clock?”

Me: It is 8:30, so yes, very late & time to sleep!