June/July 2022 Family Funnies

Ellie tells Lizzy, “You need to tell your ear if you’re tired!”

(She comes up with the funniest things! And she’s 100% serious!) 🤣

Ellenor & I were coloring & she wanted to turn the page.

I said, “Please let me finish these ladybugs that I started! It won’t take long!”

Ellie: “It will take you 93 years!!!”

🙄🤪 Me: “Ellie…it will NOT take 93 years. Count to 10 & I’ll be done!”

Ellie sped through 10 & I was done. Wow! So fast! 🤣

“My purple swimsuit has been too big for like 23 years!!” (Said with all the drama of a 4 year old!!) 🥴

🤣 Me: “Ellie….you’re only 4! McKaylee isn’t even 23! Your swimsuit has not been around that long!”

Ellie: “I wasn’t talking about McKaylee!” 🤣🤣🤪 (FYI, for context…it’s about 12 months old. Haha)

I made a phone call and had to leave a voicemail. Ellie was listening and asked, “Did she say hello to you?

I answered that she did not answer so I had to leave a voicemail message for her.

Ellie: “So, did you leave a letter in her mailbox?”

Me: “That is very astute, Ellenor! Do you know what astute means?”

Ellie thinks a minute… then answers: “Is that like a toot?” 🤣

Conversations with 4 year olds are the best! ❤️ 🤩

Grant showed us a screenshot of gas in a location in WI only 2 years ago!! It was 99 cents!! 🤪🤑😪😬🥴

Emma says, “Was it dirt cheap back then?!?!” 🤣

Ellie to the family: “Mama bleeded her thumb this morning!!” 🤣🤩 (I cut it while cutting an apple 🤪🤦‍♀️)

“Now I won’t get my eyes out while I’m shooting, since I’m wearing these glasses!”